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People who say they "give 110%" are often criticised on the grounds it's impossible to give more than 100%. Yet it is possible if the percentage is relative to outside expectations. Eg. if the target is to sell 100 items and you don't stop until you've sold 110, you just delivered 110%. 49995 1008

posted by promunbound 2019-12-09 22:58:49

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Someone has probably taken one of those stupid 'how are you going to die' tests and actually died that way. 17314 150

posted by JackHoffmanTheWise 2019-12-09 22:19:24

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Our planet is orbiting round the sun. The sun is in the solar system which is moving through our galaxy which is moving through space. Having said that, every single second the earth is moving into a new place it has never been before and will not return there ever again. 1043 47

posted by Asim_Loonat 2019-12-10 06:56:49

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Most irons aren’t made of iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic. 556 45

posted by ShahrumSmith 2019-12-10 09:30:36

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As a kid, 30 minutes of recess seemed like a long time. As an adult, 1 hour lunch breaks seem to go by in a flash. 725 45

posted by DoucheBaggins12 2019-12-10 07:39:30

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Guys don't get when girls are flirting with them but when the same is happening to their friend they know it instantly. 789 55

posted by anvarul81 2019-12-10 07:06:46

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If the Universe is infinite then somewhere exists a planet, identical to Earth, entirely populated by Danny DeVitos 848 91

posted by TruhlaviYDuB 2019-12-10 06:29:28

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You’re probably about to die, except your life is flashing before your eyes really slowly. 3417 96

posted by -EmanresuyM- 2019-12-10 00:32:14

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Today could be the anniversary of the invention of the wheel and we would never know 1852 58

posted by Yeet_Master420 2019-12-09 22:37:36

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We live in a age that takes nothing serious but everything personal. 35335 541

posted by Geoffgeff 2019-12-09 14:27:31

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It takes about 4 hours to cook artichoke and even then, the only edible part must be scraped off with your teeth. Someone a long time ago was really fucking determined to eat artichoke for some reason. 667 64

posted by Alamander81 2019-12-10 02:27:14

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You know you’re getting old and out of touch when the first time you hear of a popular musician is when they die 13489 799

posted by BreatheMyStink 2019-12-09 14:07:58

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You don't realize how much you've changed untill you randomly meet people you knew years ago 555 18

posted by Krebota 2019-12-10 01:11:45

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Things little kids hate: naps and getting spanked. Things adults like: naps and getting spanked 415 21

posted by CChumbo42069 2019-12-10 02:20:26

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We have likely looked at a planet that has life on it but the distance is so great we are seeing it before intelligent life has been created aka only bacteria and tiny organisms 1197 43

posted by Scorpi01234 2019-12-09 20:41:54

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One of the weirdest things about getting older is that celebrities are younger than you 135 11

posted by tmlaisygb 2019-12-10 06:56:07

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Having big pp doesn't matter because normally by the time your partner sees it, they've already decided beforehand that they want sex. 1053 233

posted by EatingHerBooty69 2019-12-09 19:48:15

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You are the NPC in everyone else's reality. 590 58

posted by AugLad 2019-12-09 22:48:44

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Before a child is born, the parents spend so much energy hoping that their baby is normal. Then after it is born, they hope it grows up to be something special. 28830 360

posted by IM_OZLY_HUMVN 2019-12-09 09:14:10

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"Nothing rhymes with orange" is both a true and untrue statement. 87 42

posted by Leradine 2019-12-10 08:27:31

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You can't dope to win the Olympics, but you use auto tune to win Grammy. 287 19

posted by pauls1997 2019-12-10 01:03:55

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Sleep is really weird. Like, yeah you can get some rest but you won't be truly rested unless your eyeballs dart around like you're a maniac for a while. 94 3

posted by JukeBoxDildo 2019-12-10 07:02:34

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Mike Wazowski's ass is probably the back of his head too, so if you slap his ass really hard he might die. 158 9

posted by akaDonyy 2019-12-10 03:45:36

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No one can really know if you’re “winning” in life, but if you haven’t brushed your teeth in a couple days, you’re definitely losing 346 36

posted by Ericshin 2019-12-09 23:21:25

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You know you're getting old when you go from warning oncoming drivers about a speed trap to hoping they catch any speeders in your town 54 6

posted by potentpotables 2019-12-10 09:24:05