Mini coopers imply the existence of a regular sized cooper
The people who are mad about The Gamestop inflation are probably the same kids who wouldn't share their candy with you, but expect you to share your candy with them.
Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier.
If you buy some land you can create your own shanty town where you're the mayor and the bartender and the sheriff and the only prisoner of your delusion.
If VooDoo dolls were real, a lot of people would fuck themselves, and suck their own dicks.
Everyone always talks about climbing a mountain, nobody talks about having to get back down it again
Being able to search billions of people’s posted thoughts online really make you wonder if you’ve ever had an original thought yourself.
Cannabis seems expensive at $10/gram until you realize that's the price of two beers at a bar.
Hearing “Size doesn’t matter” for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside” for girls.
Crossing the street to avoid someone on the sidewalk has gone from "I don't trust you" to "I care about you"
Raid Shadow Legends is more known for their excessive advertisement than for their game.
If we ever make cameras that are able to take pictures in higher resolution than our eyeballs, we won't be able to comprehend how good the photo is
There are thousands of more stars and galaxies than there are humans. Meaning statistically you are rarer and more special than a star
It's not about optimism or pessimism. The glass is half full if you are pouring water in and stop at the half way point. It is half empty if you are drinking it and stop at the half way point.
Stomping is upper case walking, dancing is cursive walking and hopscotch is morse code.
If all blankets were circular, you'd never have to look for the long side at 3am.
Plants might actually be harvesting us, releasing oxygen for us so we can turn into nutritious compost and become absorbed into their roots
Your breathing mode has been turned to manual
You don't need to be alone to be lonely yet you can be alone and not be lonely.
Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts.
Dinosaurs were a beta test of life but devs thought it was shit so they blew them up to start again.
You have most likely been in multiple stranger’s dreams while they don’t know who you are at all
The grass may look greener on the other side. But for all you know, it might just be astroturf.
If destiny exists, then there’s only 0% or 100% chance.
Many programs continue to use save icons that look like floppy disks even though they’ve been superseded for more than twenty years.
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