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Mini coopers imply the existence of a regular sized cooper 5816 131

posted by hojak 2021-01-28 10:53:55

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The people who are mad about The Gamestop inflation are probably the same kids who wouldn't share their candy with you, but expect you to share your candy with them. 1018 39

posted by EamoM2oo4 2021-01-28 16:50:57

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Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier. 1989 69

posted by _mark_davis_ 2021-01-28 12:44:57

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If you buy some land you can create your own shanty town where you're the mayor and the bartender and the sheriff and the only prisoner of your delusion. 467 36

posted by A_Bit_Drunk 2021-01-28 14:33:54

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If VooDoo dolls were real, a lot of people would fuck themselves, and suck their own dicks. 190 20

posted by MethIsBadKidsDoMath 2021-01-28 18:56:04

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Everyone always talks about climbing a mountain, nobody talks about having to get back down it again 2694 150

posted by PopeLatte 2021-01-28 04:30:57

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Being able to search billions of people’s posted thoughts online really make you wonder if you’ve ever had an original thought yourself. 632 37

posted by jmm166 2021-01-28 11:31:49

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Cannabis seems expensive at $10/gram until you realize that's the price of two beers at a bar. 213 83

posted by OccamsBeard 2021-01-28 16:18:46

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Hearing “Size doesn’t matter” for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside” for girls. 84 12

posted by zen-07 2021-01-28 20:42:19

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Crossing the street to avoid someone on the sidewalk has gone from "I don't trust you" to "I care about you" 343 15

posted by logancali 2021-01-28 11:34:41

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Raid Shadow Legends is more known for their excessive advertisement than for their game. 6566 273

posted by Dalcoy_96 2021-01-27 21:41:12

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If we ever make cameras that are able to take pictures in higher resolution than our eyeballs, we won't be able to comprehend how good the photo is 213 24

posted by A_Cool_Dude2 2021-01-28 12:36:10

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There are thousands of more stars and galaxies than there are humans. Meaning statistically you are rarer and more special than a star 164 21

posted by Exxerpience 2021-01-28 13:55:13

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It's not about optimism or pessimism. The glass is half full if you are pouring water in and stop at the half way point. It is half empty if you are drinking it and stop at the half way point. 2400 208

posted by TheRockingChar 2021-01-27 23:19:59

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Stomping is upper case walking, dancing is cursive walking and hopscotch is morse code. 136 14

posted by coolfunaboud 2021-01-28 13:18:54

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If all blankets were circular, you'd never have to look for the long side at 3am. 53 12

posted by LHALST 2021-01-28 18:30:22

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Plants might actually be harvesting us, releasing oxygen for us so we can turn into nutritious compost and become absorbed into their roots 107 12

posted by MetalFrogg 2021-01-28 14:03:26

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Your breathing mode has been turned to manual 32 13

posted by ZouJx 2021-01-28 20:17:32

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You don't need to be alone to be lonely yet you can be alone and not be lonely. 50 10

posted by Poke_kido 2021-01-28 17:40:25

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Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts. 20 10

posted by -The-Goat 2021-01-28 22:26:47

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Dinosaurs were a beta test of life but devs thought it was shit so they blew them up to start again. 33 11

posted by frosch_longleg 2021-01-28 18:58:40

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You have most likely been in multiple stranger’s dreams while they don’t know who you are at all 4535 100

posted by DennisRattus 2021-01-27 18:03:11

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The grass may look greener on the other side. But for all you know, it might just be astroturf. 18 7

posted by menwithmanners 2021-01-28 22:26:48

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If destiny exists, then there’s only 0% or 100% chance. 16 2

posted by roblox_player69420 2021-01-28 22:10:18

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Many programs continue to use save icons that look like floppy disks even though they’ve been superseded for more than twenty years. 25 6

posted by Foxtroter95 2021-01-28 20:44:42