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Showerthoughts
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Mini coopers imply the existence of a regular sized cooper
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posted by
hojak
2021-01-28 10:53:55
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The people who are mad about The Gamestop inflation are probably the same kids who wouldn't share their candy with you, but expect you to share your candy with them.
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posted by
EamoM2oo4
2021-01-28 16:50:57
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Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier.
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posted by
_mark_davis_
2021-01-28 12:44:57
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If you buy some land you can create your own shanty town where you're the mayor and the bartender and the sheriff and the only prisoner of your delusion.
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posted by
A_Bit_Drunk
2021-01-28 14:33:54
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If VooDoo dolls were real, a lot of people would fuck themselves, and suck their own dicks.
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posted by
MethIsBadKidsDoMath
2021-01-28 18:56:04
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Everyone always talks about climbing a mountain, nobody talks about having to get back down it again
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posted by
PopeLatte
2021-01-28 04:30:57
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Being able to search billions of people’s posted thoughts online really make you wonder if you’ve ever had an original thought yourself.
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posted by
jmm166
2021-01-28 11:31:49
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Cannabis seems expensive at $10/gram until you realize that's the price of two beers at a bar.
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posted by
OccamsBeard
2021-01-28 16:18:46
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Hearing “Size doesn’t matter” for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside” for girls.
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posted by
zen-07
2021-01-28 20:42:19
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Crossing the street to avoid someone on the sidewalk has gone from "I don't trust you" to "I care about you"
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posted by
logancali
2021-01-28 11:34:41
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Raid Shadow Legends is more known for their excessive advertisement than for their game.
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posted by
Dalcoy_96
2021-01-27 21:41:12
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If we ever make cameras that are able to take pictures in higher resolution than our eyeballs, we won't be able to comprehend how good the photo is
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posted by
A_Cool_Dude2
2021-01-28 12:36:10
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There are thousands of more stars and galaxies than there are humans. Meaning statistically you are rarer and more special than a star
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posted by
Exxerpience
2021-01-28 13:55:13
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It's not about optimism or pessimism. The glass is half full if you are pouring water in and stop at the half way point. It is half empty if you are drinking it and stop at the half way point.
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posted by
TheRockingChar
2021-01-27 23:19:59
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Stomping is upper case walking, dancing is cursive walking and hopscotch is morse code.
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posted by
coolfunaboud
2021-01-28 13:18:54
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If all blankets were circular, you'd never have to look for the long side at 3am.
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posted by
LHALST
2021-01-28 18:30:22
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Plants might actually be harvesting us, releasing oxygen for us so we can turn into nutritious compost and become absorbed into their roots
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posted by
MetalFrogg
2021-01-28 14:03:26
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Your breathing mode has been turned to manual
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posted by
ZouJx
2021-01-28 20:17:32
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You don't need to be alone to be lonely yet you can be alone and not be lonely.
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posted by
Poke_kido
2021-01-28 17:40:25
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Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts.
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posted by
-The-Goat
2021-01-28 22:26:47
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Dinosaurs were a beta test of life but devs thought it was shit so they blew them up to start again.
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posted by
frosch_longleg
2021-01-28 18:58:40
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You have most likely been in multiple stranger’s dreams while they don’t know who you are at all
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posted by
DennisRattus
2021-01-27 18:03:11
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The grass may look greener on the other side. But for all you know, it might just be astroturf.
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posted by
menwithmanners
2021-01-28 22:26:48
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If destiny exists, then there’s only 0% or 100% chance.
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posted by
roblox_player69420
2021-01-28 22:10:18
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Many programs continue to use save icons that look like floppy disks even though they’ve been superseded for more than twenty years.
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posted by
Foxtroter95
2021-01-28 20:44:42
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