The new Indiana Jones will be released 41 years after the original. The original takes place in 1936. Thus, the new one will take place in 1977, meaning Indy could go watch Star Wars within the movie.
Adam and Eve are the original house guests who overstayed their welcome by eating their host’s food after specifically being asked not to.
Unskilled people tend to boast skills they do not own while skilled people tend to be humble about it
Saying you were born on the last day of February does not reveal your birthday
With the rise of USB-C, there will eventually be a generation of people who don’t know the struggle to plug the cord in correctly.
If McDonalds were to start selling alcohol, they would become unstoppable.
So many movie plots are destroyed if hollywood knew that computers which launch nuclear weapons cannot connect to the internet.
Humans one day could potentially create a computer to save our consciousness, but live eternally is boring, so simulating a world with limited spans of life and erasing memories may be better... But we don't have any proof is already happening.
Assuming your significant other has a "type", you probably have a lot more in common with their exes then either of you would like to realize.
The amount of excitement one feels on their birthday is inversely proportional to their age.
Even if magic was real, humans would probably classify it and teach it in such a way that would make it extremely boring.
the inventors of the floppy disk never imagined they'd be inventing the save button icon.
Old married people tell you never get married. Old single people tell you to make sure you find someone.
No one cares how good you are, but everyone cares how bad you did.
Education doesn't make you smarter, it reveals tools required to break down complex problems into manageable parts
If no customers complain about a bulletproof vest, it's either very good or very bad.
For a world where everyone wears masks, there is a decided lack of Mortal Kombat merch being used.
Each arm of an octopus has brain matter and acts semi-independently so it’s likely that one of them never actually learned to open the jar and just waits around acting busy.
One of the two brain hemispheres named the other
No point in fearing a computer being smarter than you when so many people you know are already smarter than you.
For many, the moment they learn something, anyone who doesn't know it are fucking idiots
No one ever asks adults about their favorite dinasaur
The realisation that most of his lifelong friends and colleagues were brutally murdered by a guy who was evil only because of his actions must've been the deepest blow Mr Incredible ever took.
Every year we celebrate our loved ones getting closer and closer to death but we when they finally die we mourn them
The first dent or scratch in a new item is kind of a relief, because no longer have to worry about keep it 100% pristine
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