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The new Indiana Jones will be released 41 years after the original. The original takes place in 1936. Thus, the new one will take place in 1977, meaning Indy could go watch Star Wars within the movie. 8645 183

posted by -AintThatJustTheWay- 2020-05-26 23:40:02

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Adam and Eve are the original house guests who overstayed their welcome by eating their host’s food after specifically being asked not to. 2947 49

posted by PoopMobile9000 2020-05-27 03:08:39

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Unskilled people tend to boast skills they do not own while skilled people tend to be humble about it 2910 84

posted by IAmASuperNoob 2020-05-27 01:52:21

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Saying you were born on the last day of February does not reveal your birthday 44086 516

posted by gilivanili 2020-05-26 18:57:39

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With the rise of USB-C, there will eventually be a generation of people who don’t know the struggle to plug the cord in correctly. 32092 893

posted by 4KidsOneCamera 2020-05-26 10:06:44

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If McDonalds were to start selling alcohol, they would become unstoppable. 235 64

posted by mdogdope 2020-05-27 03:28:37

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So many movie plots are destroyed if hollywood knew that computers which launch nuclear weapons cannot connect to the internet. 197 27

posted by CherryBlackEyes 2020-05-27 04:04:01

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Humans one day could potentially create a computer to save our consciousness, but live eternally is boring, so simulating a world with limited spans of life and erasing memories may be better... But we don't have any proof is already happening. 4671 317

posted by foxtrot1601 2020-05-26 12:49:59

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Assuming your significant other has a "type", you probably have a lot more in common with their exes then either of you would like to realize. 4961 203

posted by perfect_for_u 2020-05-26 11:56:47

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The amount of excitement one feels on their birthday is inversely proportional to their age. 219 28

posted by xriddle 2020-05-26 23:12:15

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Even if magic was real, humans would probably classify it and teach it in such a way that would make it extremely boring. 53 15

posted by 89odev 2020-05-27 05:26:26

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the inventors of the floppy disk never imagined they'd be inventing the save button icon. 81 4

posted by chizass 2020-05-27 03:11:36

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Old married people tell you never get married. Old single people tell you to make sure you find someone. 54 29

posted by LittleDrumminBoy 2020-05-27 05:22:34

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No one cares how good you are, but everyone cares how bad you did. 105 15

posted by Inaerius 2020-05-27 01:03:18

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Education doesn't make you smarter, it reveals tools required to break down complex problems into manageable parts 95 16

posted by ValidatingUsername 2020-05-27 00:45:01

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If no customers complain about a bulletproof vest, it's either very good or very bad. 13334 209

posted by DELTA129 2020-05-26 03:07:47

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For a world where everyone wears masks, there is a decided lack of Mortal Kombat merch being used. 48 3

posted by blackwatchdoctor 2020-05-27 04:07:05

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Each arm of an octopus has brain matter and acts semi-independently so it’s likely that one of them never actually learned to open the jar and just waits around acting busy. 38 1

posted by Tack22 2020-05-27 05:08:36

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One of the two brain hemispheres named the other 117 11

posted by PLUMBUM2 2020-05-26 22:53:15

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No point in fearing a computer being smarter than you when so many people you know are already smarter than you. 438 25

posted by VerbotenPublish 2020-05-26 14:14:07

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For many, the moment they learn something, anyone who doesn't know it are fucking idiots 67 7

posted by ihavethebestmarriage 2020-05-27 00:09:33

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No one ever asks adults about their favorite dinasaur 543 125

posted by moneybot13 2020-05-26 12:23:04

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The realisation that most of his lifelong friends and colleagues were brutally murdered by a guy who was evil only because of his actions must've been the deepest blow Mr Incredible ever took. 50 7

posted by shyphotographerdude 2020-05-27 01:11:24

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Every year we celebrate our loved ones getting closer and closer to death but we when they finally die we mourn them 183 13

posted by TheeOuris 2020-05-26 18:01:30

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The first dent or scratch in a new item is kind of a relief, because no longer have to worry about keep it 100% pristine 18 2

posted by moneybot13 2020-05-27 06:06:20