Twisted my ankle on the mountains today. Had to hike about 2 miles back to my car like this
One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago
X Ray shows why you should never put ypur foot over the dashboard
This is why you don't leave sharp kitchen knives *submerged in soapy water where people can't see them. (Edit from last post, my phone hates me.)
There was no real way of canceling our wedding that didn’t suck. Just ways that sucked less.
Someone stole my pool
So, I dropped a bowl full of carrot soup.
This is how they removed bladder stones in 19th Century before anesthesia
I was in the emergency room for less than an hour with a broken toe, and this is the bill. One x-ray, one splint, over $3,000.
A $40 million catamaran run aground by the owner of the ship yard during sea trials.
Spilled coffee all over my notebook but, I tried to make the best of it.
Sunlight shattered my glass table!
Husband asked me to open the attic window. On the bright side- the window IS open...
Weed eating around the house and sent a rock flying at my glass sliding door.
The fire extinguisher in my work vehicle went off while I was driving
Razor broke in the middle of shaving my quarantine beard
Won’t be leaving my vitamins close to the PlayStation anymore...
By the time the spa’s reopen I’ll probably have a moustache to rival Tom Selleck.
Simple tile job just got more involved
Got a barbed fish hook stuck in my finger and had to go to the ER at 1a.m.
A guy purchased a watermelon during a train stop and didn’t realize it didn’t fit through the bars
They changed the toilet paper at work...
My Draw in Scrabble
Utility van caught fire in my apartment complex this morning.
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