Pressure cooker exploded
My Mum's farm was decimated by storms last night. The wood shed and tree house that my stepdad built from scratch are destroyed as well as the stables and the cabin that my sister lives in Thankfully all of the animals are accounted for. Bonus photo of Bob the dog who helped us find the sheep
My sashimi brought friends
Roadworks above a car park splashing tar over the car park below (Coventry, UK)
Person had about 1000 cocoons that were to go to a butterfly house which closed because of covid, there are 900 more cocoons.
Bit windy here in the UK at the moment. Walked into the alley behind my house to see this. Poor neighbours.
LEFT THE TAP ON
Wanted to celebrate our friend's engagement.. the alcohol made me forget about the alcohol.
Tripped and landed face-first on a sidewalk. 16 stitches.
Doing a sit up on a bench
My mom set her oven to self not remembering that she had silicone rack guards in there fun fact if heated high enough silicone vaporizers and does this to your oven AND families coming out for Thanksgiving today
There’s a dead rat that must’ve drowned in my thermos with the rest of the dirty dishes. Now I will never be comfortable in my apartment
Got called by the police this morning to tell me that a drunk-driver hit my brand new car tonight
Washing machine broke and the door won't open. My uniform is in there.
I used my garbage disposal after doing the dishes this morning. Spinach came out of my bathroom sink.
Got sent home with some pie along with some other leftover desserts. Turns out the mystery flavor was turkey pot pie.
One year anniversary post of when my drunk friend exploded in my car.
Check the lint trap.
Tried the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell today. My favorite part was the cardboard taco sleeve.
Jet skis are dangerous... fell off and when I came up for air a wave had carried the jet skit right into my face!
Was playing video games at 2am and heard some shouting outside, came out to see my neighbour's shed on fire. It's been raining and there is nothing there that could have spontaneously caught alight (sorry for vertical photos)
I'm the exhausted Disneyland dad from yesterday!! We all survived but unfortunately, halfway thru the day, I ripped my shorts completely down the middle.
Broken foot is a lovely shade of purple and painful
Airbnb that I booked that "the host denied a refund for".. spoke to support for 2 days and they want to give us $11 compensation.. people are fucking wild.
Someone wanted to trade me their hammer for my gym bag I guess.
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